Elder School 2012 Letter

by Anony Mous 33 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • OnTheWayOut

    Elder 1: Did you hear, there's another elder school in 2012?

    Elder 2: I sure hope we learn more about how to grill hot babes in a Judicial Committee.

    Elder 3: I hope they explain that 'generation overlap' thing.

    Elder 4: I just hope we get to that strip club on Friday night.

  • flipper

    OTWO- Funny stuff ! Is Jesus humping the silver haired brother from behind ? And what is the projectile growing out of brother baldhead's head ? All of this might have spiritual implications. Inquiring JC's want to know. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • ldrnomo

    Elder 2: I thought you got brother, Doever E Thing to straighten this picture behind us

    Elder 3: I asked him to do it last week, he must have forgotton

    Elder 1: I think he was too busy this month pioneering to do it

    Elder 4: Whatever that's no excuse I say we remove him as a ministerial servant for not following through with his duties.

    Elder 1: Maybe we can do it

    Elder 2: We are too busy being teachers to do that kind of work

    Elder 3: Let's just get that other brother that's been kissing our a**es lately to do it

    Elder 4: Good Idea and if he follows thourgh we'll make him a ministerial servant.

  • OnTheWayOut

    I think they are leaning to their left to compensate for the crooked picture. That, or else the frame is straight and the camera leaned when it took this shot. Didn't mean to derail the thread, just thought a visual would help.

    Now, back to the subject.

  • shamus100

    What an awful thread! It's like being at a meeting and listening to the drivel live.

    Do they actually have to remind the elders to dress like K-Mart models? The answer: Yes.

  • steve2

    The sad, sad thing is not one of those four JW elders with the toothsomely plastic smiles looks hotter than the worst looking Mormon elder.

  • ldrnomo

    I am so glad I'm out and don't have to go to that thing. Five days long sitting with a bunch of overweight smelly guys in cramped seats trying to pretend I'm awake and taking notes. Sounds like torture.

  • jamiebowers

    Since those in attendance are responsinle for breakfast and dinner, I'm assuming this school doesn't take place at Bethel. So, where do they stay, and are they responsible to pay for lodging?

  • sweet pea
    sweet pea

    And they have to bring their own lapel badge holder??!! Unbelievably tight.

    I pity all of them that have to attend. Sounds like a real drag.

  • jookbeard

    mind numbing stuff for the worlds elders to look forward to and far too long , 0800 - 1700!

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