by Anony Mous 33 Replies latest watchtower scandals
Elder 1: Did you hear, there's another elder school in 2012?
Elder 2: I sure hope we learn more about how to grill hot babes in a Judicial Committee.
Elder 3: I hope they explain that 'generation overlap' thing.
Elder 4: I just hope we get to that strip club on Friday night.
OTWO- Funny stuff ! Is Jesus humping the silver haired brother from behind ? And what is the projectile growing out of brother baldhead's head ? All of this might have spiritual implications. Inquiring JC's want to know. Peace out, Mr. Flipper
Elder 2: I thought you got brother, Doever E Thing to straighten this picture behind us
Elder 3: I asked him to do it last week, he must have forgotton
Elder 1: I think he was too busy this month pioneering to do it
Elder 4: Whatever that's no excuse I say we remove him as a ministerial servant for not following through with his duties.
Elder 1: Maybe we can do it
Elder 2: We are too busy being teachers to do that kind of work
Elder 3: Let's just get that other brother that's been kissing our a**es lately to do it
Elder 4: Good Idea and if he follows thourgh we'll make him a ministerial servant.
I think they are leaning to their left to compensate for the crooked picture. That, or else the frame is straight and the camera leaned when it took this shot. Didn't mean to derail the thread, just thought a visual would help.
Now, back to the subject.
What an awful thread! It's like being at a meeting and listening to the drivel live.
Do they actually have to remind the elders to dress like K-Mart models? The answer: Yes.
The sad, sad thing is not one of those four JW elders with the toothsomely plastic smiles looks hotter than the worst looking Mormon elder.
I am so glad I'm out and don't have to go to that thing. Five days long sitting with a bunch of overweight smelly guys in cramped seats trying to pretend I'm awake and taking notes. Sounds like torture.
Since those in attendance are responsinle for breakfast and dinner, I'm assuming this school doesn't take place at Bethel. So, where do they stay, and are they responsible to pay for lodging?
And they have to bring their own lapel badge holder??!! Unbelievably tight.
I pity all of them that have to attend. Sounds like a real drag.
mind numbing stuff for the worlds elders to look forward to and far too long , 0800 - 1700!
