by moshe 160 Replies latest jw friends
I am looking for your best JW comeback- the kind that makes a JW's jaw drop. Ok, even two pithy sentences will do.
Here's one I have used before on JWs,
moshe: " do you know what an oxymoron is?" (JW gives an answer) moshe: "well, the #1 oxymoron is called, "Jehovahs Witness Truth"" - quickly end the discussion and leave the JW with that thought.
I said this to my folks one day and they had no comeback...
"If God is the creator of all things then he created homosexuality too."
This was my zinger after they were all bent out of shape about this subject and how it was appalling that I had to work with gay people.
Which "Generation" teaching is the true one.
Greetings,
God's love
Star Tiger
In light of the current events... "Sorry, I don't follow any group that has falsely predicted the end of the world."
(It's seems to be a clear source of cognitive dissonance right now in the JW's I've talked to lately - They all seem eager to laugh at the supposed rapture. "Hah hah, yeah, we're not like that")
- Lime
If Satan can transform himself as an angel of light and mislead others, does that mean he is the Faithful & Discreet Slave?
Self-righteous JW who now refuses to speak to me:
"The Slave breaks down the Scriptures so we can understand them."
Me: "Who breaks down the Scriptures for the Slave?"
JW: "Holy Spirit."
Me: "I've never been too fond of secondhand information."
Silence.
Tee hee hee.
Syl
It's more of a chant and I don't think it qualifies as one sentence; but here goes:
1914, 1914; rah rah rah!
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1914, 1914; ha ha ha!!
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1914, 1914; blah blah blah!!!
What, that makes sense, caused Jesus to choose them in 1919 ?
Where was God's organisation in 1540 - after he ALWAYS uses an organisation?
