Your best one sentence JW comeback contest

by moshe 160 Replies latest jw friends

  • aSphereisnotaCircle

    I left because my bible trained conscence will not allow me to support an organization that does not handle accusations of child abuse in a appropriate way.

  • Blind_Of_Lies

    End of days you say? Sign of the times you say? 1975 says I

  • IsaacJ22

    One time, my wife's aunt shoved a WT in my face. One of those ones with the multi-cultural Witnesses wandering through an edenic forest on it, you know? Anyway, she points to a spot on the mag and says: "Would you like to be here?"

    I said, "No, I'm allergic to bugs and I sun burn too easily. BTW, why are all these people on an Easter Egg hunt in a WT magazine?"

  • moshe

    Great ideas, to save for the "next time"!

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    The wizard of ozz is just a man

  • palmtree67

    Someone asked me once if it bothered me that a freind of mine hugged my husband when she saw him.

    (We had been away, she hugged me, too. We were all good freinds.......Not that I have to explain that to all you NORMAL people!!)

    I replied, "No, it doesn't bother me. So it shouldn't bother you either."

  • hubert

    What does the quote "Stay alive till 75" mean?


  • talesin

    JW says: Remember, Jehovah's people are happy people.

    Tal: It's interesting you would say that because all the ones I know are on Prozac or some other antidepressant.


  • talesin

    Sick JW: I really miss FS.

    tal: Really? I used to hate waking people up on Saturday mornings and having them cuss me out.


  • Ding

    1. "If Jehovah wanted to show you that the WTS isn't the truth, what would He have to do to convince you?"

    2. "If God has always had exactly one organization on earth, why didn't Pastor Russell submit to its authority?"

    3. "If Harold Camping is a false prophet, why isn't the Watchtower Society?"

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