What would the world be like if everybody was a Jehovah Witnesses

by TotallyADD 77 Replies latest jw friends

  • Retrovirus

    In her third post here, Maze says

    With a second witness to Biblical matters, now I can remain mild-tempered and lowly in mind.

    “Happy are the mild-tempered ones, since they will inherit the earth. Matthew 5:5

    Yet in Post 68 above, it's

    OK... Spew a bunch of slanderous, unsubstantiated garbage you conjured in your warped imagination and maybe someone reading will lick it all up verbatim

    The mildness didn't last long. Are you sure you'll inherit the earth?

  • AGuest

    Oh, oops, dear Maze is a "her"? My sincere apologies... and peace to you!

    SA, on her own...

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    You know the book A Wrinkle in Time?

    Camazots, or whatever the name of that weird little city was being controlled by IT.

  • Retrovirus

    AGuest, I only assumed so because she used to be Alice in Wonderland

  • Terra Incognita
    Terra Incognita

    What would the world be like if everybody was a Jehovah Witnesses?

    Jehovah's Witnesses taking a stroll through the neighborhood.

    Jehovah's Witnesses at the District Assembly.

    Apostates protesting the Witnesses.

    Jehovah's Witnesses at the outdoor strip mall.

    Jehovah's Witnesses catching the tram on a festive weekend.

    Elders giving spiritual counsel to a wayward brother

    Jehovah's Witnesses going to a family study.

    Jehovah's Witness pets.

    One of the Sisters waving at the camera.

    Waiting for a cup of coffee and some donuts.

    Notice the hottie, freshly dead Sister.

    Jehovah's Witness newlyweds.

    One of the Brothers asking for a ride.

    Zombies Solar Cars 4 Zombies vs Solar Cars

    Watchtower Jesus.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Love the zombie JW's! hahahahaha

    Okay, what movie are they from?

  • TotallyADD

    Oh my God what have I started? In my wildest dreams I would have never thoguht this would turn into such a roller coaster of controversy and deep insight. You people are great. You have put a smile on my face and have taught me many things. My next subject will be "Why are greeting cards a sin to JW?" LOL Thanks to everyone. Totally ADD

  • AGuest
    F U Shelby. This is twice within roughly 24 hours I have agreed with pretty much everything you wrote.

    OMG, dear EP (peace to you, luv!)... what IS the world coming to????

    Of course, the F U part was meant with affection :)

    Understood and received with "affection", as well!

    Seriously, though, stop it. You're messing with my head and stuff.

    But that's a GOOD thing... right?

    I only assumed so because she used to be Alice in Wonderland

    No way, dear Retro (peace to you!)... NO WAY! If so, then, aw man... "she" got me AGAIN! I'm such a sap!

    Peace, chickens!

    SA, on her own...

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