godrulz: God knows more than you do.
SBC: Your petulant little god? Okay, then I propose a simple spelling bee: me and him - today, 5/6/11, at high noon, CST. But if he's a no-show, it's automatic forfeiture.
I've been waiting for two whole hours for your god to show up so we can do this. I'm not smarter than the average Joe so it should be a cinch. Where's he at, godrulz?
You do not need religion, but you do need Jesus.
That's right, I need him to hurry up and get his ass down here so we can have this spell-off. Can you do something about that?
You cannot find fault with Him,
I can't find any fault with him because he's not here.
Your Kingdom of Self/godplaying is more odious to God than your offense at fallible men who can be fools.
Good. I love being odious to gods.
Listen, if your god isn't feelin up to a spelling bee, ask him if he'd arm wrestle instead. I've heard he's a tough guy and is known for being a bully. I'm pretty weak right now. Tell him to bring it.