Johnny the mysterious bethelite .. Six Screens conference call tonight Sat.Jan 15, 2011

by koolaid-man 149 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    Mary, then sick with diarrhoea, called Johnny during the first serries of Bethel revealaions at Six Screen Conference. Johnny is expected to callback tonight for more exposure. Not sure if Mary will call again. We will see.

    Johnny's getting ready, taking a shower in Bethel with hidden cameras all around him. You see, Watchtower takes these films of Johnny in the shower and puts them on pornographic sites. and Mary has her picture taken when she uses the toilet in the local Kingdom Hall and the elders there monitor her fecal matter and also put it out on the internet!

    What a corrupt Organization! I swear it's true!!

    LOL @ minimus.
  • minimus
    minimus

    Scott, are YOU one of the picture takers? I KNEW IT!!!

    Mary is full of shit, isn't she? Look at that face! Whoa!

  • laverite
    laverite

    I really believe both Johnny and Mary will show up as scheduled. Half way through the call, we'll probably hear a REALLY loud commotion with the sound of a door being busted in, screams, "gunfire" and...finally...silence on the line. I'll leave it to you to figure out whether all that commotion comes from Johnny or Mary.

    Get ready for some excitement.

  • minimus
    minimus

    OMG! Murder??

  • laverite
    laverite

    Minimus, it's important not to jump to ANY conclusions about any explosive sounds we might hear on the call.

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    Yeah Sab, I agree. He would immediately be DF'd, committee meeting would be five minutes and they would say, you're DFd your personal affects are in a box on the curb. Leave the building before we have you arrested for trespassing.

    Are we ruining the fun?

    -Sab

  • laverite
    laverite

    Sab,

    Yes. You are ruining the fun. I was looking forward to the call. Don't spoil it, please.

  • minimus
    minimus

    KAPOW!

  • laverite
    laverite

    Minimus, you are starting to sound like Mary! That's not a good thing!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Oh, you mean in the toilet? LOL!

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