by Smoky 108 Replies latest jw friends
But im not too worried..or should i be? I dont think i broke any JW rule/law, did I?
Oh dear god in heaven.....of course you did. You purposely forwarded the Sacred Scrolls to a non-elder---to these goons, you may as well throw 30 pieces of silver down on the table.
You be in deep do-do........
But im not too worried..or should i be? I dont think i broke any JW rule/law, did I?
I would say there are grounds for concern.
Keep us posted.
Tell them you took your computer to my shop to get worked on and didn't know I was an apostate! I commandeered your computer to do my dastardly deeds with. It was Moshe who got your passwords and turned your computer into an apostate zombie machine. Start sending them lots of email spam for Chinese viagra, Nigerian cashiers checks, work from home business- you get the point. Your computer and email have been taken over. It wasn't you.
Your computer [and email] was hacked. Your laptop was 'borrowed' by a friend. Yes, you had the book, so sorry, repentant, will erase it, please forgive. You had thought of sending it - had the email in 'draft', the 'borrower' sent it as a joke.
That should work.
Lay it on thick. The elders like ass kissers.
Jeff
In the brilliant movie 1980 by Willie Russell "Educating Rita" Michael Caine's character, professor Dr. Frank Bryant delivers a lecture while very drunk and abusive. The next day Rita asks him if he will get sacked (fired from his job)
Bryant replies, "The sack? God no; that would involve making a decision. Pissed is all right. To get the sack, it'd have to be rape on a grand scale; and not just with students either. That would only amount to a slight misdemeanour. For dismissal it'd have to be nothing less than buggering the bursar."
In watchtower world I think you may have just "buggered the bursar".
As long as you did not write much in the body of your email you should probably be able to plead ignorance. Good luck
First of all when you send emails like that you want to add the recipients in the BCC line, so that nobody knows who else it's going to.
Second, witnesses are never trustworthy... EVER!!! The guilt and the programming will kick in, no one is above the law.
Sorry to hear what's happened. Unfortunately I'm afraid that you are in deep shit. Not sure what legitimate excuse you can give for having a PDF.
I would probably just DA if they try to make a Judicial Committee!!
You may get Df'd, but you definitely need to cloud the water so as to make it very hard for the WT legal dept. to file a lawsuit against you.
I sure wish I had one, I find it interesting to see how a cult like the Witnesses use so many little intertwinings of control upon their members and these same members allow it and do nothing. Weird weird, and weird again.
Tell them you don't know how that could have possibly ended up on your computer since you use it exclusively for porn!
