In my case it was my best freind in the cong who decided to encourage me to answer up at the WT by... refusing to talk to me afterwards if i hadn't answered up!!
Whats the most bizzare way a JW has ever tried to "encourage" you?
by highdose 48 Replies latest jw experiences
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brotherdan
I'm a JW...and I will encourage you by saying this:
Drink some beer
Watch an awesome movie
Sleep in
And....
ENJOY LIFE!!!!
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Mickey mouse
Bonkers text messages when they "missed me at the meeting".
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VampireDCLXV
Don't bother with getting married. Just piosneer...
V665
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brotherdan
Yum!!! Pioneering. Hot days of hiding in the shade of a telephone pole. Coming home, realizing that you are 15 hours behind in your hours...going in service with the wierd hoarder at 2pm...Waking up at 4am to do early witnessing....
How could you NOT love it?!?!?!!?
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VampireDCLXV
Yeah. Nookie is waaaaaay over-rated anyhow. NOT!
V665
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brotherdan
Well, VampireDCLXV...I did it all for the Nookie. The Nookie. The Nookie. So you can take that Cookie...and stick it....
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Black Sheep
Telling me, in 2003, 28 years after 1975, 42 years after we went to where the 'need was great' because Armageddon was coming soon, that I had better hurry up and get in now, because the generation born in 1914 were nearly all dead.
That happened a few days before I joined JWD.
Cheers
Chris
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Black Sheep
Whoops. I made a mistake. I have a better one.....
A couple of weeks ago Jehovah helped him find his car keys.
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cantleave
My boss at work "If you find the elders in your congregation Hypocritical - change congregation".