by Witness 007 41 Replies latest watchtower bible
So congrats Ted your a "king and Preist" in heaven ruling with Jesus, so.....how is this different to his Bethel job? He can"t smite me for showing disrespect. Does he sit there and take down names for Armagedon? WHAT DOES HE DO UP THERE?
I think he's like when Fred Franz FINALLY became President....okay your the Prez...now just sit there quietly and drink your tea.
I do not want my name to be on his list.
Uh, no. He has no power now. Actually the maggots and the bugs are probably having a go at him. Unless they've perfumed the body with oil, frankincense , and whatever the hell ELSE they use on corpses
He's busy gnashing his teeth, can he get back to you?
Does he sit there and take down names for Armagedon? WHAT DOES HE DO UP THERE?
Where he's at, all writing utensils melt quickly, so there's not taking down names.
LMAO @ Carla
Just for reference, this is from the Jan 1st 2007 Watchtower - "The First Resurrection Now Under Way ?"
10 Can we say more precisely when the first resurrection begins? An interesting clue is found at Revelation 7:9-15, where the apostle John describes his vision of "a great crowd, which no man was able to number." The identity of that great crowd is revealed to John by one of the 24 elders, and these elders represent the 144,000 joint heirs with Christ in their heavenly glory.* ( Luke 22:28-30; Revelation 4:4 ) John himself had a heavenly hope; but since he was still a man on earth when the elder spoke to him, in the vision John must represent anointed ones on earth who have not yet received their heavenly reward.
11 What, then, can we deduce from the fact that one of the 24 elders identifies the great crowd to John? It seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today. Why is that important? Because the correct identity of the great crowd was revealed to God's anointed servants on earth in 1935. If one of the 24 elders was used to convey that important truth, he would have had to be resurrected to heaven by 1935 at the latest. That would indicate that the first resurrection began sometime between 1914 and 1935. Can we be more precise?
It seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today.
So we can get this "generation" thing straightened out now. Ted knows it's new and confusing. He can ask around of the other anointed and Jesus what the real meaning of Jesus' words are.
He has the ability to fly into his own asshole an infinite number of times, from which mathematicians derived the concept of the "Jaracz-Hole." (see Klein bottle)
The ability to invisibly monitor the bedrooms of jojos worldwide. All at once.
