What Super Powers does Ted Jaracz have in heaven now??? Any?

by Witness 007 41 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Scully
    Scully

    Divine Voyeur, in charge of newlyweds. Assuming he's in heaven.

    If he ended up in hell, he's on his knees in front of Satan, performing fellatio.

    (wishful thinking from your friendly neighbourhood atheist)

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    I think he asked to preside over the wedding of the bride and the lamb. I hear Bo Peep was pissed.

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