by rebel8 69 Replies latest jw friends
Though I would totally enjoy doing the pee puck or audio card jokes.
Or on the ladies' room window, writing something with invisible ink that would glow in the dark once sundown hit. How about, "This is Jesus interrupting this Memorial for breaking news. Armageddon is coming tomorrow. You are advised to avoid large crevices, birds and falling buildings. I now return you to your regular program. Thank you."
After the meeting, hand out some candy to the children. Easter candy.
Have a tailgating party in the parking lot before the meeting.
Speak in tongues spontaneously after taking a bite of the bread. Throw yourself on the ground for good measure.
Go to a hall where no one knows you. Find out the Presiding Overseer's name ahead of time.
When they ask how you heard about the Memorial, say your Ouija board told you about it. Say the board told you to ask for Brother _______.
Just before sunset, when the parking lot is filling up, streak by in your birthday suit.
Yell praise Jesus and see the reactions
^lol. (I thought I was talking to myself for a while there. ;))
Wear full funeral attire. After the meeting, when they strike up conversations with you, say you wonder why no one else wore black, because you were told it would be a somber observance of a death.
Talk mostly about Jesus.
