that damn jack o' lantern.
Official visit from two local elders one fine Sunday morning
Part of the plan is to find you PRECISELY like that, in your jammies and unshaven while they are in their best "Power-Suits". Since most folks attach much importance to physical appearance, they suppose that you will feel unconfortable.
It's like the douches that put a little short chair in front of their office desks.
Next time they come over uninvited sit them down and tell them "I was just cleaning my AK-47" and field-strip it in front of them. Turns the tables.