Throw your burned on Jehovah, because he cares for you (in other words, we don't want to be bothered with your problems, so just pray about it).
Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
I was told by the wanker of a PO at my cong on my J/C that I was in the Truth but not with the Truth
CRITICLE TIMES HARD TO DEAL WITH (LIKE BEING IN YOUR 30'S WITH NO EDUCATION AND 2 KIDS AND YOUR FRIENDS WONT TALK TO YOU)
BAD ASSOCIATION SPOILS USEFUL HABITS ( BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO FUN ARE USUALLY SO WELL ROUNDED)
TRUST IN JEHOVAH HE WILL SET ALL THINGS STRAIGHT(...................................................................EVENTUALLY)
I AM A JEHOVAHS WITNESS (WHEN BEING ASKED WHY YOU DON'T PARTICIPATE IN CELEBRATIONS....I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE TYPING IT)
MILK IS FOR BABES WE NEED TO EAT MEAT TO PROGRESS SPIRITUALLY (OR TO FIND OUT THAT THE MEAT IS TAINTED AND LEAVE)
"Do you still believe in the truth?"
Say, "Yes, I believe in the truth, but I no longer believe that it's "the truth".
ELDERS ARE APPOINTED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT!
"When you join a club you have to stick to its rules".
"You knew the consequences before you left".
Surprised that no one stated the all too famous oxymoronic comment of the day:
Some of the crazy statements out in Service: "Do you know the special song?" TO those who say they are going to heaven. Funny how they can ask someone that and not know it their self to verify. "Do you know what God's name is?" Funny how in the WT own literature and bible. They admit that Jehovah has been accepted as God's name just because it is well known. YHWH=Jehovah???? "Have you ever READ the Bible?" Funny how they ask that but Most Witnesses have never really READ the Bible. One of the most annoying questions of all time. "Would YOU like a free home BIBLE study?" Funny how they ask this, knowing that it IS NOT THE BIBLE THAT YOU WILL BE STUDYING FROM But some 223 Book that changes from time to time. WHAT A FALLACY!!
"They're fatherless boys...." a statement uttered by my elder dad when explaining why I couldn't be friends with two brothers whose father was not a jw.
"The Kingdom will solve __________ "