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Heaven

Why are the vast majority of "apostates" smarter than the average bear?

They're the ones with the most pic-a-nic baskets.

greenhornet

It brings joy to my heart. Food at the proper time!

ziddina

"Sister Zid, we'd like for you to come into the library to talk about your number...."

Aaaaauuugh! Not the rubber hose! Not the rolled-up old Watchtowers!!

[pssst! Can I 'bribe' you by dancing for that number?? ]

But seriously - can't keep a straight face here - I'll settle for some other 'magikal' number, like 28, 13, maybe 669??

JeffT - is that your 'alter-ego'? "Brother Old-fart"?? Good post!

You forgot to mention the Model T, or the bicycle [wait, that's Mormons...], or carpooling to the 'apostatefests'! P.S. Gawd, I LUV this board! So much mischief to get into! Zid

cattails

It maybe tongue-in-cheek, but I think BF is exposing the

truth about JWN by sarcastically using a "Candide" approach.

chickpea

frighteningly realistic as well
as hilariously sardonic!!

i swear it makes me queasy
to think i once gobbled this
sort of tripe and forced my
kids to "follow orders" from
the command ship of the b0rg...

ugh!

stillajwexelder

love it

orbison11

do u have a link for this JWN?

thanks

OUTLAW

Orbison11..Hey Girl!!..Your on JWN right now..It replaced JWD...........................LOL!!...OUTLAW

BonaFide

Albert Einstein, your post was funnier than mine. AllTimeJeff, yours was great too.

At least we still have a sense of humor.

BF

mraimondi

sad but true

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