I think someone else mentioned this before, but I am interested in providing some practical help to those on this board. Many of you have helped me, and I see a lot of good will on here.
Some here seem to need to move to another congregation to "fade." Or they might be in a judicial situation.
Can I help? Do you need someone to pretend to be the Congregation Secretary to request your publisher cards? Or to pretend that we are having a judicial meeting with you?
I was raised in the truth, and I am an active Witness. So I know the terminology inside and out. And I know how to talk on the phone to elders, circuit overseers, even Bethel. I speak Spanish fluently, if needed. There is a special way of conversing, a "casual importance" way of talking that is very convincing. You would have to be a Witness for a long time to be able to do this effectively.
The idea is, if you want to fade, and say you are moving, give them my number. I will give a name of a congregation in my area. I live in a large metropolitan area. I can talk about procedures, I know them all. I know how to pretend that we are forming a judicial committee, becuase I have done it so many times. I can talk to you first to find out your information, so that we are on the same page, and the elders think that I know you. I can say you are moving here to work, that we are forming a committee and I will let them know the results, or just that we need your card, whatever you want.
Many of you have helped me, I want to help too. Let me know if anyone wants to do this and I will give my number via PM. I think several of us that were or are elders can even get together and make up entire bodies of elders.
I know, some of you don't care about not being disfellowshipped, but some of you do. Or you have other reasons.
Let's use our brains and skills, and outsmart those that can harm our families and relationships.
BF
Plus I have a P.O. Box that looks like a street address.