Rebel, you crack me up daily. I love your sense of humor!
It's nice when you've been out for so long no one expects an excuse anymore.
Top 10 Memorial Excuses
by rebel8 84 Replies latest jw friends
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recovering
too engossed in reading ray franz's book crisis of conscience, besides that i am going to a 12 step program for the annointed that night
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betterdaze
— No thanks, already did it at the office.
— Would take time away from Satan worship, all us apostates worship Satan now, you know.
— I'm already playing a supporting role as an actor with no lines in a failed theatre group.
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StoneWall
My dog ate my invitation and when it came out it didn't look anything like it did going in so I couldn't make out the time
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
JW: Here's an invitation for you. Why not come to the memorial? We all miss you.
ME: Why not come to the memorial? How about because I'm fed up with your bullshi+...
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lurk3r
I cannot go as i have a terrible case of ANAL GLAUCOMA.
(I just can't see my ass going)
lurk3r
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GromitSK
You could always say you can't get the demon seed off your best suit.
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no more kool aid
spilkis in my ganecktazoit. Very debilitating.
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keyser soze
I'd go, but it just sounds too stupid.
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troubled mind
Ummm you said Thursday night ........sorry new episode of Bones is on , and I can't miss it don't have DVR you see .
Best so far "Anal Glaucoma" can't see my ass going ! hahahahahaha
