Good Excuses
- Pinkeye. (Highly contagious, and you aren't supposed to touch other people's dishes and glasses.)
- Tuberculosis. (You can even get a TB test on your arm to show off if you need proof.)
- Meningitis.
- Amnesia. (Watch soap operas for tips on how to pull this one off.)
- Mononucleosis.
- Influenza.
- Temporary psychotic reaction to a medication you claim to be taking. (or concussion)
- Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. (kind of iffy, "be kind to yourself" guilt trip may ensue.....but it's easy to fake)
- Back pain. Severe. (easy to fake also)
- ?????? what else??
Bad Excuses
- Severe Herpes outbreak. (easy to fake but may lead to a jc)
- Demon possession.
- Period cramps. (especially ineffective for men)
- Midlife crisis.
- Watching Big Love or Dateline reruns.
- Reading Silent Lambs website.
- On a date.
- At college class.
- Working.
- ??????? what else??