by bonnzo 76 Replies latest jw friends
Ok here's some very sad clown music to listen to while Oompa plans his new career as a hockey coach.
It's Js Bach Air on string. I can just picture that long pole on your shoulder, with all your double agent material, tied up in a pathetic bundle on the end of it...... a new town, new beginnings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVwokQnV4M&feature=related JS Bach
Why stop at 5 pages.... wouldn't 7 be better ?
For those of you who thinks clowns can't be evil check this out......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83zUlOS9JJk&feature=related Evil clowns
Oh sorry, I almost forgot some dancing music for Bonnzo.
Here's how Oompa and Bonzo make me feel, when they want to worship me.
This reminds me of when I gave the talk "Why Serious Sins Should Be Confessed To The Elders".
I think they gave me the subject because they suspected me of fornicating before marriage (guilty).
I didn't think I could give the talk but the fact that I did makes me very proud.
Like sticking a big middle finger up to the bastards.
And more proof that it's all b.s.
Ok, I'm through now. Uh, Bonnzo, Oompaa, your'e not mad at me now, are you?
I mean there's no place for angry clowns, and disgruntled agents here, you know. Where's your bleeding sense of humour anyways? All those clips are prime material. Cinematic gold.
Ok, so I took a bit of poetic liscense in my interpretation of you two. I'm an artist moulding reality. An artist with a conscience. Torn between the good and evil, of the clown culture. Rebuking twisted clowns, in their double mission of mischeif. Sending their agents, into a downward spiral of drinking and clown abuse!
Poes Law, cannot be broken, even by a clown, Bonnzo. Busted! Your assignment. To come up with something funny, that doesn't clash with sensitivities, or vanish in the mists of fundamentalist objectivity. Till then, you'll be in the custody of someone with a sense of humour.
