Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .
What has 35 legs and 85 teeth?The front row of a willie Nelson concert.
A man is seen walking around in a farm paddock all day, every day.
When asked by his neighbour why he is doing it, he replies:
" duhh...mah muther always sayed that I gots to stand out in my field to be good at stuff!"
A seductively dressed woman walks up to a man in a bar, leans close to his ear and whispers "I'll do anything for a hundred dollars."
He thinks for a moment, pulls out his wallet, hands her a hundred dollar bill and says "paint my house."
What has 3 pubic hairs and 16 legs?
The group of 8 young ones being shipped off to a third world country to serve where the need is greater.
When ISIS militants go on holiday, they have a choice between all inclusive or behead & breakfast.
Did you hear about the car manufacturer that has started a new afternoon shift ? Only Egyptians will employed . They will be known as the two ten car men .
I was driving one day and saw a old friend running down the street.
I pulled over and ask him, why are you running?
He said I was breaking up a fight. So I said who was fighting?
He said me and this guy, he was whipping my butt..