Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

by jhine 46 Replies latest social humour

  • Protarded
    What has 35 legs and 85 teeth?The front row of a willie Nelson concert.
  • stuckinarut2

    A man is seen walking around in a farm paddock all day, every day.

    When asked by his neighbour why he is doing it, he replies:

    " duhh...mah muther always sayed that I gots to stand out in my field to be good at stuff!"

  • JeffT

    A seductively dressed woman walks up to a man in a bar, leans close to his ear and whispers "I'll do anything for a hundred dollars."

    He thinks for a moment, pulls out his wallet, hands her a hundred dollar bill and says "paint my house."

  • Slave4_38y

    What has 3 pubic hairs and 16 legs?

    The group of 8 young ones being shipped off to a third world country to serve where the need is greater.

  • LoveUniHateExams
    When ISIS militants go on holiday, they have a choice between all inclusive or behead & breakfast.
  • jhine

    Did you hear about the car manufacturer that has started a new afternoon shift ? Only Egyptians will employed . They will be known as the two ten car men .


  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I was driving one day and saw a old friend running down the street.

    I pulled over and ask him, why are you running?

    He said I was breaking up a fight. So I said who was fighting?

    He said me and this guy, he was whipping my butt..

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