A Jdub goes to a clinical psychologist and complains of inferiority complex.
The doctor askes him a whole bunch of questions and prescribes pills and exercise.
Three weeks later the guy comes back and complains of the same thing stating nothing has changed.
The psychologist gives him a separarte set of pills and changes his exercise regimen and asks him to report back in a month.
A month passes and the dub comes back complaing that nothing worked
The doctor looks at him and says " Well there is nothing the matter with you."
" Doc. Then why do I always suffer from this inferiority complex".
" No complex about it . You are inferior ".
A lady walks into a department store with her dog folowing. The dog starts snifing around and disappears around astack of tins.
The clerk on duty looks up and says" Hey lady didn't you read the sign outside? NO PETS ALLOWED '!
The lady gives him a look and calls out " Carpenter, Carpenter Carpenter'.
The clerk is annoyed by now and says" Lady this is a department store not furniture mart".
" Oh No ! I'm calling my dog. His name is Carpenter. You know why I call him Carpenter? Because he makes litle stools all over the place."
" Oh thats good to know lady! Say, if I give him a foot in his behind; will he make a bolt for the door?"
A JW woman walks into a doctors office with her teen JW daughter.
" Doctor, my daughter hasn't been well lately. She hasn't been able to keep her food down and has become pale and lethargic.
The doctor examines the goirl and says" Oh! There is nothing to worry. This is normal".
" What do you mean 'normal' doc. She isn't normal . She's been sick the whole week'.
" Oh That's because she's pregnant".
" THIS IS IMPOSIBLE. WE ARE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES. WE DON'T ENGAGE IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE MARRIAGE. MY DAUGHTER IS NEVER ALLOWED OUT WITH ANY BOYS. SHE IS A VIRGIN.
The doctor ,meanwhile , stood near the window and began whistling and looking upwards.
The woman looked at the doctor really angry." Doc. Have you been listening to what I've just said?"
" OH! Of course. Yes!"
" Then why are you standing near that window and looking up ?"
" Oh! Beacuse the last time this happened, a star appeared in the sky"!