Here's another one , I'm sure some of you have heard it before- but you said to share even the corny ones.
The Native American Chief was walking with his son one day and his son asked him, "Father how did we children get our names ? " Chief said, " Well son, your mother and I named you after things we saw happening when you were conceived. For instance your little sister over there Running Fawn - we saw a running fawn during time of conception so we called her " Running Fawn " . Your brother over there Lone Buck - we saw a lone buck during time of conception so we called him " Lone Buck " . " The chief looked at his son and continued, " Just out of curiosity - why are you asking me this Busted Rubber ? " Peace out, Mr. Flipper