For those against gay marriage (page 21)

seektruth101

Seektruth, just don't start threatening to kill anyone Thats Not my Job, But I do Know who's going to take care of this sickness!

VoidEater

I was watching Dr. Phil last night (see, I said I was gay!) and they had a relatively non-evil woman on who was unhappy because:

Everytime she saw obese people eating she became nauseous, and had indeed run into bathrooms to puke.

I felt sorry for her, but at least she was trying to get help!

Any Little Britain fans? Remember Maggie Blackamore?

I wonder...if someone sees me and doesn't throw up, is that the sound of one hand clapping? Maybe I'm confusing my metphors...

-Void (of the Straight Acting, Straight Looking class)

shamus100

Thanks for talking with the emotional infant, VoidEater. It's 11 pages now!!!!

Damm you all to hell!

BurnTheShips

Seektruth, just don't start threatening to kill anyone Thats Not my Job, But I do Know who's going to take care of this sickness!

seektruth101

Wouldnt it be nice for you if was! Sick Sick Sick!

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Prediction: This will be a minimum ten page thread.

shamus100, you said "minimum", so 11 or 144000 pages, you're still the best prophet I know.

Can anyone offer an intelligent argument?

The only argument I can think of against gay marriage that will affect me personally is that when gay marriage is legal, all the JWs are going to be running around shreiking, "Legalized homo marriage in the US of A !!! Armageddon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo close now !!"

How's that, is that an intelligent enough argument against gay marriage?

Hmmm, I don't think so either. If the JWs aren't running around shreiking about the end because of one thing, it will be because of something else.

Might I add that I am opposed to the gay marriage of these two men:

If gay marriage does become legal there in Tennessee, I can't prevent them from getting married, but I can refuse to attend their wedding. Perhaps I will send them some nice scented candles and a gift certificate to Applebee's in absentia.

B the X

BurnTheShips

Wouldnt it be nice for you if was! Sick Sick Sick!

We know where you work........ alt

freydi

I think the problem is with the euphemistic word to describe people of disgraceful sexual appetites. How did the word gay happen to become associated with this behavior? Why didn't they call it more like what it is, like weird. Then anybody weird could get a marriage license. A person and their pet boa constrictor for example could form a union and do whatever they wanted behind closed doors. There was a Roman emperor once, for example who named his horse Pro Counsel of Rome. If we take these various behaviors as standards to be emulated, then anybody of a freakish tendency would have no problem. Get rid of all noble standards by which a culture defines itself. In American culture we could have a hall of fame for the many great perverts and their weird habits to which we owe our thanks for the sacrifices they made for the cause of liberty to perform lewd acts with people or animals? And how bout those people who like to do it with animals. There's probably a few of them on this board. Let's here from you. Don't stay in the closet. You're just as weird as the homo's. You and your significant others might as well come out and do a parade.

shamus100

Sounds like you're fascinated with deviant sex.

Finally-Free

Sounds like you're fascinated with deviant sex.

That's no surprise. It probably chokes the chicken while viewing images of porcine afterbirth.

W

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