somebody tell me something interesting,

by Hortensia 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    After losing my job in October 07, and feeling that life was not worth living, I found a new job, though I have to drive 45 miles each way.

    I met, and passed, my 90 day probation this week. I feel as if I can breathe again.

  • lola28

    I fear I'm becoming very jaded.

    A very kind friend tried to give me his tickets to a Laker game for tonight but the Lakers website went down and I'm left without tickets.

    Wizard fans have bad breath.


  • Velvetann

    I had a mammogram today, it pinched and hurt a lot. But that was far better than any JW propoganda I endured for years.

  • hillbilly

    You forgot the most important thing about Lake Superior..

    If you stick your foot in Lake Superior it will freeze plumb off in less than 3 minutes. In August.

    Not to worry if you die... the black flies need something to eat.


  • FlyingHighNow
    You forgot the most important thing about Lake Superior..

    Well, this might be more important:

    "Superior it's said, never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early."

  • beksbks

    You're right FHN, The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

  • chickpea

    the average mean temperature of gitchigummi is 40 degrees, so the corpses usually stay submerged ( too cold for the bacteria to create the gases that float the body)..... last summer the bay we swim in warmed up to 55 bone chilling, nut-numbing degrees....

  • beksbks

    huhhhhhh thanks chickpea! I have a whole new understanding of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    An elephant can paint a self portrait.....

  • hillary_step

    Three things.

    All Canadian politicians look like the School Creep. Every single, grey, dull one of them.

    If your cat stares at a bird for fifteen minutes, it is the equivalent of a human staring at something for one hour and forty-three minutes.

    There is no romance in pornography, though it can be stared at for one hour and forty-three minutes without catching even one bird.

    A fourth thing.

    We all have millions of these creatures clambering around our bodies, in an out of pores, orifices, lips, eyebrows etc. Think of that next time you decide to lick a stranger.


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