somebody tell me something interesting,

by Hortensia 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    After losing my job in October 07, and feeling that life was not worth living, I found a new job, though I have to drive 45 miles each way.

    I met, and passed, my 90 day probation this week. I feel as if I can breathe again.

  • lola28
    lola28

    I fear I'm becoming very jaded.

    A very kind friend tried to give me his tickets to a Laker game for tonight but the Lakers website went down and I'm left without tickets.

    Wizard fans have bad breath.

    Lola

  • Velvetann
    Velvetann

    I had a mammogram today, it pinched and hurt a lot. But that was far better than any JW propoganda I endured for years.

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    You forgot the most important thing about Lake Superior..

    If you stick your foot in Lake Superior it will freeze plumb off in less than 3 minutes. In August.

    Not to worry if you die... the black flies need something to eat.

    ~Hill

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    You forgot the most important thing about Lake Superior..

    Well, this might be more important:

    "Superior it's said, never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early."

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    You're right FHN, The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    the average mean temperature of gitchigummi is 40 degrees, so the corpses usually stay submerged ( too cold for the bacteria to create the gases that float the body)..... last summer the bay we swim in warmed up to 55 bone chilling, nut-numbing degrees....

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    huhhhhhh thanks chickpea! I have a whole new understanding of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    An elephant can paint a self portrait.....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_LHoyB81LnE

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Three things.

    All Canadian politicians look like the School Creep. Every single, grey, dull one of them.

    If your cat stares at a bird for fifteen minutes, it is the equivalent of a human staring at something for one hour and forty-three minutes.

    There is no romance in pornography, though it can be stared at for one hour and forty-three minutes without catching even one bird.

    A fourth thing.

    We all have millions of these creatures http://news.cals.wisc.edu/photos/photo910.jpg clambering around our bodies, in an out of pores, orifices, lips, eyebrows etc. Think of that next time you decide to lick a stranger.

    HS.

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