Thanks for the bid burningbridges, love your eBay handle! Big up to you too horrible life. Not sure what Leno would make of this but it's fun though.
For anyone else who's interested here's a clickable link to my eBay auction; http://heekeh.notlong.com Bidding currently stands at just £3.81 plus postage. I think it's only fair that I produce an attractive and worthwhile certificate for the winner, as soon as it's ready I'll post a picture of it.