All bids gratefully received.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280214220256
(you need to cut and paste that link into your browser unless some clever mod can make it clickable)
I'm selling my SOUL on eBay!
by nicolaou 72 Replies latest social current
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Honesty
When did you get it back from the Faithful Slave?
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berylblue
You're charging WAY too much on postage.
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berylblue
You know, you might want to tweak your listing title to attract actual JWs who might be looking for service bags, etc. Something like,
"Comes with free - (insert something JWs use - I forget so help me out)
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berylblue
SELLING my EX-Jehovah's Witness SOUL
Gently used; comes with free Watchtower binder
or something like that. You have to make any changes fast if you want to because I think once you get bids, you can't change them
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Honesty
I'm high bidder.
If I win, I'm gonna sell your soul back to the Faithful Slave.
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oompa
LMAO Nicalaou!! Had to share some more of it here!.......This could make the news........oompa....was not expecting the dunk photo!!!
(From e-bay) Hi, my name is Mike. I post at JWD (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com) as Nicolaou.
In 1980 I sold my soul to the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, the organization behind Jehovah's Witnesses. As a now rabid apostate and atheist I have no further use for it so my eternal damnation is your opportunity to purchase my soul at a knock down price!
The winning bidder will receive a signed certificate confirming ownership of my soul in this life and the next - and maybe even the one after that! All bids are final - don't come complaining to me if your belief structure changes in the future or if we all come back as dung-beetles!
So that's it. There's no reserve and the bidding starts at a penny. To be completely open and honest, I suspect that all you'll get is that piece of paper confirming your ownership of my everlasting spirit but hey! What do I know?
Any money raised will be spent on beer and curry.
Happy bidding.
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berylblue
Oh, wtf. I'm in.
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nicolaou
Holy crap I've got bids already! You guys crack me up!
Thanks for the advice Beryl but I deliberately created the ad' like that to avoid the nutjobs who'd go running to eBay and to avoid any messy run-ins with family members (hopefully).
Honesty . . . what can I say
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