Favorite Seinfeld Quotes (page 3)

sweetface2233

I think it was Denise Richards, but it's been a long time since I saw that episode.

Oh!! I just LOVE Seinfeld. It may have been one of the first signs that I was developing independent thinking. Since it was such a worldly show with so much illicit sex and sex talk (seems so tame now), I didn't watch it until a year or two before it ended.

Even now, I'm addicted to the re-runs. Love this show to pieces...

I think it was Denise Richards, but it's been a long time since I saw that episode.

Yup! That's her. Funny stuff.

-Aude.

keyser soze

My all-time favorite was from Elaine: "It's 3:30 in the morning, and I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?"

crazyblondeb

Elaine: "Is he really spongeworthy?"

gaiagirl

Since "they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR" was already mentioned, how about when George was trying to help Jerry remember his girlfriends name, which "sounded like a female body part"..."Mulva? Hest?"

OnTheWayOut

ELAINE: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here.
[rubs George's head on her breasts] Here's your Christmas card.

A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!
You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?

LisaRose

STELAAAA......

crazycate

On the "Shrinkage" episode:

Elaine: They shrink?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: How do men walk around with those things?

(I give you the gist; I'm not sure I remember the lines perfectly.)

Cate

poppers

Close enough, crazycate. That's the one I was going to post.

lisavegas420

Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.

lisa

Favorite Seinfeld Quotes