favorite movie lines

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  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    no yankee my dankee, the donga want food. hahahahaha

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233

    Shrek - (Donkey) "You know what everybody likes? Parfaits...parfaits must be the best damn thing on the planet."

    AND...Check it out, I'm a junior!

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    When we're out of the eighties, the nineties
    are gonna make the sixties look like the fifties!
    :: Dennis Hopper, in "Flashback" (1989) ::

  • Cold Creek Swimmer
    Cold Creek Swimmer

    The Inside Man:

    (Said to Jodie Foster): You, are a Magnificent C__t.

    (A bit off-color, but damn funny in context)

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    "Goose, you big stud you! Take me to bed or lose me forever!" Top Gun

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    "C'mon Charlie, let's do it...right here on the oriental." - Prizzi's Honor

  • Little Drummer Boy
    Little Drummer Boy

    Yoda: "Do or do not. There is no try."

    (OK, I'm a dork)

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    Dirty Harry:

    CHIEF: I want an answer. Have you been following that man?

    HARRY: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.

    CHIEF: How?

    HARRY: ‘Cause he looks too damn good, that's how.

    Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

    Coming to America

    Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.
    Prince Akeem, Semmi: Queens!

    Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

  • sspo
    sspo

    The Godfather

    I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    STEEL MAGNOLIAS (EACH OF THESE ARE SEPARETE LINES) I just couldn't pick just 1.

    Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

    Clairee: Well you know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

    Ouiser: I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!

    Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

    Clairee Belcher: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

    [about the new mayor's wife dancing]
    Clairee Belcher: Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket

    Truvy : Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

    Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.

    Clairee Belcher : You know I love ya more than my luggage. I use this one alot

    Ouiser Boudreaux : Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
    Annelle: I suspected this all along!
    Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
    Annelle: Not on your first visit!
    Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass!

    Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity!


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