Why can't we own Canadians? (page 3)

AuSet

I am opening my house for business as the first stop on the underground "railroad" smuggling Canadians across the border...! I promise that all Canadians will be delivered to your doorsteps unharmed and in perfect physical condition. I promise an equal exchange rate for those Canadians wishing to sell their friends or family into bondage

Shaneliza

I am a NATIVE Canadian...I should fetch a good price, eh?

Wolfy

Hey!..I'm Canadian but if I am going to be a slave I have a few...uhh..preferences..

1/Gotta have Canadian bacon..and Beer...American beer tastes like it is watered down.

2/I need access to Hockey Night in Canada every Saturday..

3/I get to keep my accent....eh?

Oh yeah..I will only be a slave to one of the wonderful ladies on here..(Don't tell the wife)

Wolfy

WildHorses

Ok now, if I am going to spend my hard earned money on a Canadian. I think I should be able to see what I am getting first. Sooooooooooooooooooo, lets see those pics guys!

Lilacs

TR

Closer,

I believe that's a mis-quote of Dr. Laura and taken out of context. I heard her explain what she really said and what she meant once. I suggest you find out from her or maybe her website what she really meant.

Also, I believe she has a gay person on her staff, as well as a JW.

TR

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke

Jeremy Bravo

I don't go on sale until after Oktoberfest. I'm scheduled to be at the Queensmount hockey arena all next week in a drunken stupor, puking sausage and sauer kraut.

Me and Walter are gonna polka like there's no tomorrow!!

Ein Prosit,
Jer.