Zany Questions from Board Members to Wacky Terry

by Terry 268 Replies latest jw friends

  • Terry
    Terry
    Is that you in that picture?

    I prefer to call it "what's left of me".

    When I first got divorced a year and one month ago I thought maybe I'd go on one of those dating service websites. I took my own photo. At my age shadows and distance is the only thing that lends enchantment!

  • Terry
    Terry
    When are you going to start answering all these damn questions?

    When are you going to ask one worth answering?

  • Terry
    Terry
    When are you gonna put a jumper on and cover them saggy man boobs up?

    Them saline bags is heavy, dude!

  • Terry
    Terry
    Who's the moron who says you're "wacky"?...

    I plead guilty!!

    Which is worse: Moron or Wacky?

  • Terry
    Terry
    Are you really as smart as you think you are - or are you just a legend in your own mind?

    When I was a JW I thought I was the cat's whiskers! Now I know enough to be ignorant.

    My youth is legendary.

  • Terry
    Terry
    Same question as mrs jones

    Same answer as mrs jones

  • Terry
    Terry

    How long on average does it take you to formulate/write your posts?

    Also

    What is spirituality?

    I bat things out on the stream-of-consciousness of the moment and then go back later and gasp at what trouble I've caused myself!

    Spirituality is the state of mind which creates the condition of confusing one's imagination with reality itself. When this dissonance is discovered the truly Spiritual person gets really pissy!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    I like you, Terry. I really do. :-) Fun dude!

    Dave

  • Terry
    Terry
    How long have you been shirtless?

    Ever since Eva Perone stood on that balcony singing to me!

    (p.s. This remark contains a rather subtle joke)

  • Terry
    Terry

    How fat would a person have to be, to be bullet-proof?

    If you are fat enough and the shooter is accurate, I'd say every shot would offer proof of a bullet!

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