Roseanne Barr after someone called her fat:
I eat just as much as you do. I just don't stick my finger down my throat afterward. (again not an aphorism)
Post your favorite saying
by Scully 89 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Outaservice
I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!
OUTASERVICE
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compound complex
Dear Scully..............
Admit nothing,
Deny everything,
Demand proof.
Is there such a thing as counter-theocratic warfare strategy?
CoCo
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MsMcDucket
Here's what I say to my daughters: Conserve energy, especially mine!
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Justice-One
Is there such a thing as counter-theocratic warfare strategy?
Yes. My version is called "Pooper Posting."
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Stephanus
From Robin Williams"
"Son, God gave man a penis and a brain, and enough blood to only run one at a time."
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misanthropic
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
and my most favorite,
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. -
mouthy
" Money is a good servant but a bad master "
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Abandoned
I have a couple.
What doesn't kill me only makes me wonder why.
If at first you don't succeed, cry - maybe nobody will notice.
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Gretchen956
This one got me through many tough times: This too shall pass.
This one speaks to my maturity: Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.
And this one is because my middle name is trouble: When faced with the choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet. ---good old Mae West
Sherry