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how about a bit o'dub poetry ? ((BARFF ALERT))
by nelly136 31 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
On Witness Girls
by Me
The blind ambition of Witness girls,
Is a JW man to control their worlds.
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fullofdoubtnow
Who writes this crap? I feel sick now, reading them.
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FlyingHighNow
I like Ex-Jw poetry better.
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Bodhisattva1320
Nelly! LMAO at your BARF ALERT!!!! heeeeheeeee
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crazyblondeb
I had my daughter 22 years ago. Her dad didn't hit me or give me HIV. I guess I need to call him and tell him he screwed up. But then, I have been telling him that for a long time, anyway!!
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HadEnuf
Here's a poem you can sing: Join in the sing-a-long. Oh so much fun.
mumsy
“ My Not So Favorite Things”…sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things” from the Sound Of Music
Service and meetings
And Kingdom Hall cleanings
Elders and servants
Give talks without meaning
Bibles and Songbooks
And book bags to carry
Liking a brother
Who’s too young to marry
Gas tanks and wallets
Are always on empty
Hotel bills and coolers
That always are hefty
Brothers and sisters
Who drive you insane
These were a few of my
Least favorite things
When the dog bites
When the door slams
When I’m filled with fear
I simply remember
My least favorite things
And then I can feel…
So bad
Freezing at doorsteps
Or swatting mosquitoes
Forgetting your sermon
And choking out scriptures
Telling the people
The end is quite near
Filling your children
With hatred and fear
Cold toes and sore feet
and days without ending
Magazines and books that
You wish you were shredding
Coffee and donuts
And having to pee
Getting a mad guy
And wanting to flee
When the end comes
When the world folds
When we lose our lives
I’ll try to remember
My least favorite things
And then I won’t feel
so sad
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nelly136
Full o doubt I borrowed them from jw sites
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SirNose586
Ugh, what doggerel, especially the first one.
I've got one for you all:
There once was an elder named Kelly
Whose B.O. was really quite smelly
On hygiene he'd say,
"You must bathe every day!"
For some reason the point wasn't selling.
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sass_my_frass
Oh no, we're doomed, doomed!!
Peaches, Peaches, call off the wedding!!