What name would like to see for the "2007 District Convention"? (page 3)

OnTheWayOut

The 2007 "Aren't We There Yet" District Convention

The 2007 "This Generation... or the next" District Convention

The 2007 "Nothing New" District Convention

The 2007 "Avoid the Internet" District Convention

jayhawk1

"We are offering 144,000 acres of beachfront property in Kansas to the highest bidders" District Convention

Bad idea Honesty! I already have one JW neighbor, I don't want more! How about beachfront property in Tennessee?

Gill

'The Light had Gone Out - 2007 District Convention!'

jwfacts

So many great titles, thanks for the laugh. A couple more;

"If you enjoyed The Gladiator, then you're going love Armageddon" 2007 District Convention

"Oops we were wrong, but don't worry, we've heard converting to Anglican is pretty cool fun."

StillGroggy

This thread is hillarious. Here's two.

"Mindrape 2007 District Convention of Jehovah's Zombies"

"Sure We're Wrong, but Where You Gunna Go, Bitch" 2007 District Convention

The 2007 "FREEMASONRY CONTROLS THE WATCHTOWER - COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET" District Convention

The "REJECTING the Body & Blood of Christ AGNOSTIC Ritual" 2007 District Convention

The "Masters of Deception" 2007 District Convention

The "ILLUMINATI & THE WATCHTOWER" 2007 District Convention

"The One World Harlot Religion INCLUDES US!" 2007 District Convention

The "NEW WORLD OCCULT PLAN for WORLD DOMINATION" 2007 District Convention

"Our PARADISE EARTH is THE NEW WORLD ORDER" 2007 District Convention

The "WHY We REALLY WANT YOU HERE During ARMAGEDDON" 2007 District Convention

"THERE REALLY IS GOING TO BE A WW3" 2007 District Convention

The "REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY: Ha! WE FOOLED YOU" 2007 District Convention

"The TRUTH WE TEACH Will NEVER Set You FREE" 2007 District Convention

The "PEDOPHILE PARADISE" 2007 District Convention

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Oh how I'd love to see marquees such as those! As every JW knows... it takes is one little "seed" to be planted! ;-)
abbagail

cyberdyne systems 101

The 2007 'Jehovah loves a cheerful giver (we take cash cheque's and credit cards)' district convention

The 2007 'Fear man and keep his commandments' district convention

The 2007 'Millions THEN living are all dead now' district convention

The 2007 'Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under' district convention

CS 101

tan

District Convention 2007 - We are ready to come clean about everything?

Backed away

No shoes, no shirt, no service! its all about appearances 2007 District Convention.

Without battery, there can be no new light District Convention.

What name would like to see for the "2007 District Convention"?