I'm so Naughty! I pretended to be a JW to get a sale.

Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

I had customers yesterday, a couple, who said they had to get to a meeting by 7:30 last night. (red flag!) I asked what was the nature of this meeting, and they said it was like church, and I asked what religion, and they were hohos. As much as it sickens me, I said that I was raised a witness and was planning to be baptized soon, and my whole family are jw. WHAM! Closed 'em. The wife said over and over how bad things are, the world is so bad, that everything is sooo bad, and the governments are bad and there are bad diseases, and there is war, to which I added, "that's bad". They're nothing if not motivational.

It's a treat to not live afraid of everything like they do. They only thing we should really fear are Car Salespeople.

xjwms

Did they buy a

Four door?

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fullofdoubtnow

Hi spit,

Good for you, you might as well make some use of your "training"!

It's a good job that they didn't ask which cong you attend though. That question is usually followed by "do you know so and so".

Warlock

I guess I have to reserve 2 extra seats in HELL. One for Gumby, and one for you.

Warlock

Calico Ethel

that's one of the reasons I don't like talking to my mom, she's always negative about everything. I keep telling her you can't live your life afraid of EVERYTHING! you can't be healthy if you are always negative like that, it ruins you in so many ways. that's why I keep looking for the good in things instead of the bad. it's helped me, too bad she won't listen to me, she could be happy too.