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Ways to get disfellowshipped??
by beautifulisfree 68 Replies latest jw friends
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anewme
Seriously the best advice is to write a letter dissassociating yourself from the congregation. That is the noble way to leave.
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mrsjones5
If they haven't bothered dfing you, why bother?
Josie
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schne_belly
Make sure you are seen repeatedly with those who are DF'd ( not ones in your family)
Get a candy cigarette and pretend to smoke it when they see you. They will be too eager to find you "sinning" they won't know it's not real.....
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beautifulisfree
I have done the fade thing pretty well...since, I am sure they believe that my husband won't let me go. They think see what happens when you don't marry in the Lord. I want to DA or get DFed since they have disfellowshipped my whole family for apostacy. And done the usaul hate and defaming of ones name. But, they have left me alone...I want to stand up and not play by their B.S. rules This cong is maybe one of the worst and unchristian ones I know of...why not stir up a little something?
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SickofLies
Take a shit in the middle of the Kingdom Hall.
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SickofLies
bring water baloons full of red food coloring and throw them at the speaker during the memorial and start scream about the blood of chirst.
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SickofLies
Light up a joint in the middle of the talk.
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MinisterAmos
Anything you do will be attributed to your association with your hubby.
If you want to make a statement, go to a public meeting and wait for an opportunity to comment
that so and so shows Christian Love just like your family with whom you maintain close contact
even though they are DFed. Then read the quote from the October 2005 WT that describes the horrible
practice that Mennonites have of DFing their members. Close with for this reason the GB is hypocritical
and cannot be directed by Gods Spirit. I will not associate with false prophets.
Walk out, repeat as necessary
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SickofLies
Ask the if anyone would like to join you after the meeting for an orgy at your house as one of your comments at the meeting.