Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1
I like you Uncle Bruce - you replied to one of my posts, which puts you in a very exclusive club. If I met you at a BBQ, I would:
Other - Get you a beer.
Ah beer and kisses from a sweet pudy tat ...what more could a man want .. if the eli the eskimo caveman could see me now ..
don't wake me people this must be a dream ...tie me to a tree and argue over whether its a cross or a torture stake I don't care..
I want uncle bruce to know he's rapidly becoming one of my favorite posters, I mean even my avatar happens to be from his local beach I want to visit one day... but, em, I must make it clear, I am (how do I say this) I am not in love with THINK. I am into girlies. GIRLIES you hear>?
Clam, thank you so much for posting that picture. I feel comforted knowing that in the new system there will be hot dog vendors and beach balls. Day-O....
HA!!!!! Were the Watchtower illustrators HIGH?
What ever happened to "THINK" ? was he stumbled away by a certain person coming on to him?
MissBehave, have I ever said what a great name that is, I want to re-register as Austin Powers and MissBehave with you.
Dear Uncle Bruce,
Won't be there with you at the BBQ, but I'll have a go at your poll (no pun intended):
- jump me from a tree (girls only please) ---nahhh, I'm far too straightforward for that.
- thump me from a long run? ---maybe
- stick a sausage where no light shines ----only if you beg
- smile politely and think “wanker” ---never
- shake my hand while forking me in the butt. ---only if you really beg
- Shun me ---never
- offer me a free home bible study ----from the witch's bible, maybe
- other, please specify: My imagination fails me.
Sounds like one hell of a BBQ, sorry I'll miss it!