Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1

by unclebruce 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • Frog
    Frog

    I'll slap you uncle Bruce if that's what your really want ...oh wells, seems it's the price you pay for having a witty bold poisonality,so don't let the crap hurling rile you up too much, just let it slide off your big broad unclelike shoulders. x

  • Frog
    Frog

    ...or, you could just turn the other cheek?

    post script: this is not a picture of frogs bum lol

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    OK that's enough already! Don't think you got away with anything - I'm writing all your names down in my secret apostates book (and locking it up where Steinhaug can't find it!

    "Certified Apostabubba" oo I like that makes me feel like a fine southern gentleman.

  • collegegirl21
    collegegirl21

    stick a sausage where no light shines - that would be my choice, but only because I got my first shot in the butt on Sunday, and I feel that everyone should feel how I felt :)

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    stick a sausage where no light shines - that would be my choice, but only because I got my first shot in the butt on Sunday, and I feel that everyone should feel how I felt :)

    ROTFLMOff! That'll teach ya to go shotgun caddie for Dick Chene ahh college students - do anything for a buck ..lol

  • Golf
    Golf

    UNC, who' starring in your next movie and what's the title?

    If only you got paid for humoring the board.


    Golf

  • wombat
    wombat

    Unclebruce....Surely you are misreading the lovely visitors to this site. I have found that everyone here treats you with great respect as befits a man of your intellect.

    I, for one, hang on your every wise utterance and bow at your feet.

    And I treat with contempt the rumour that you prefer to post in fish net stockings and high heels.

    Your friend...Wombat.

  • Clam
    Clam

    Unc™ keep on posting and accept that you can’t be all things to all men (and women)

    At least no one has passed the ultimate sentence, ie forced to spend eternity™ with this lot.

    Image

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    Awwwwww we love you BUT MOSES HATES YOU and he wants to put an Echidna down your pants and hit it with a cricket bat !

  • wombat
    wombat

    Clam...Just love your pic and comments. (What a great poster for my wall).

    Mate, I searched the pic carefully and couldn't see anyone wearing a hat with corks dangling from it, or anyone carrying a cricket bat or a football or a boomerang.

    Why do you reckon that is?.......Wombat

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