Dad was a very funny guy. Some guys you only have to look at and you start laughing.
His creation talk became very popular he got invites from near and far..I remmember one that went something like this:
We'd just been to a District Ass and seen one of the Governing B start his talk with a minute silence... so...
Dad stands at the platform silently looking at the audience. 30 seconds go by .. you could hear a pin drop ..50 seconds someone giggles .. we are all wondering how long we can stand it and who will crack first... 90 seconds and it is obvious dad is eyeing people .. staring at them individually for about five seconds each ..110 seconds and someone snaps .. a flood of laughter fills the hall.
The seven days of creation ... (curtains closed, lights out) darkness is over the surface of the earth ... let there be light ... fluros flicker into life ... etc... and then GOD created the sea creatures .. dad uncovers a big bowl with a goldfish .. and then the animals .. I bring out our family ginger cat who takes immediate interest in the goldfish ... brother harry then comes on with a big german shepherd .. I lose grip on tigersocks and she takes flight into audience ..
Dad wanted to bring a real snake to temp eve but that got caned lol