"I wish these kids would take a nap....I know I want to."
How much I hated my life because I could never do enough for jehovah
Jealousy.....I was jealous of every woman there w/her husband (mine was an 'ubm')
"Could he read just a little faster, pleeeease! We're adults!"
"If a man approaches me, I'm going for it, b/c I need a spiritual brother in my life."
"I'm missing my Giants for this!!!"
"We're still better than everyone else cuz we've got jehovah...na na na na!"
"607BC and what.....?"
"Hmmm, why wasn't I invited to Sister So-n-So's graduation party?"
"One day, I'll show them apostates who's got the troof!"