Self-Abuse to become DF offense

by hamsterbait 59 Replies latest members adult

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  Kaput

  Not long after I was appointed an elder, there was a single Ministerial Servant in our congregation who was described to me by a fellow elder as a "ferocious masturbator." The poor guy was ten years older than I was (he was about 39 at the time.) He'd been working with the elders from time to time in order to "gain mastery," let us say. They had encouraged him to make a distinguishing mark on a calendar on days when he would succumb. (I always imagined going over to his apartment and seeing his calendar full of stars and exes.) Now it's ten years later--and he's still single. Wonder if he's saved all those calendars?

  Are we talkin' THIS kinda calendar?calendar?
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  Blueblades

  What about this: Two sisters at Bethel are house cleaning, they notice semen stains on the sheets. Do they know if its from masterbation or nocturnal emission ( wet dreams ). Do they call in an Elder to determine if Brother or brothers in that room are guilty or innocent of self abuse. Are two witnesses needed, not the sisters, they were not there, or were they?
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  jwfacts

  All Bethel cleaners should be armed with portable ultra violet lights, it makes finding the stains so much easier.
  With a little bit of training from CSI they should be able to determine if it was self induced or just an innocent noctural emission. Armed with such evidence the elders may find that they need not probe so deeply in their search for answers.
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  Confession

  Yes, for a proper Semen Lab, you need very little floor space. They just need a good, working microscope, and a computer that has logged and categorized all forms of semen for immediate reference. What if, sad to say, some of the Bethelites are found to have animal semen on their sheets? It's important that loving, Christian elders get the facts so that they can provide needed counsel to practicers of masturbation and beastiality alike.
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  delilah

  I think if the elder body, were to "look" after their own "needs" a little more often, they'd be less concerned with how others were looking after theirs.....they really need to get a life....a real one....I was once, on the "other" end of a DFing meeting, and had to YELL out,( so an old deaf geezer could hear me), in detail, of my "wrongdoing",.....I often grin, thinking how they must have gone home to ponder things a little, afterwards.....
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  heathen

  
  what if he used lubricants ? blow up girls?

  delilah -- LOL yah I think we'd like to hear some details .................. don't know how I messed this post up so bad .
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  Dune

  If an elder asked me if i Masturbated, i'd probably result to some kind of phsyical violence.

  I think there are somethings that are really no one's business.
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  RichieRich

  I was just cleaning it... it went off!
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  mrsjones5

  That condition is called "trigger happy"

  
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  Pistoff

  "They just need a good, working microscope, and a computer that has logged and categorized all forms of semen for immediate reference."
  
  HEY too bad they didn't have that semen database when Chitty and Greenlees were at Bethel.
  
  Ooo that was harsh..............hehe.