Self-Abuse to become DF offense

by hamsterbait 59 Replies latest members adult

  • Kaput
    Kaput
    Now I am guilt free and enjoy every moment I have with myself

    Is this a long-term relationship?

  • heathen
    heathen

    LMAO@Kaput -- You know it is a long term relationship ............

  • slugga
    slugga

    Stupidly I once went to an Elder to fess up that I had a prob with spanking the monkey (so so stupid) he chucked the youth book at me (not literally) and that was that, it was never mentioned again, probably because he knew i was beating myself up about it enough already.

    Then I moved congregations and escaped the guilt I felt when ever i had to go out on FS with the Elder I confided in, or so I thought... You can imagine my HORROR and embarrassment when my new group study elder (miles away from my previous congregation) asked me outright "hows you're little problem coming on" and then explained that I had been grassed up (lol) by the other elder!

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I can now confirm that hamstergod has conferred the gift of propecy upon me.

    See a recent Q from readers which deals with this very issue.

    HB ( of the "hampstal bull " class)

  • itsallgoodnow
    itsallgoodnow

    seriously? which watchtower is it? maybe I can score one to scan it or something.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    undercover:

    i talked about this with my non-jw brother, and he reckons that fear and guilt stop people thinking clearly and can be controlled more easily.

    HB

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Heathen - All hail for managing in your long term relationship.

    You realize of course, that ambidextrous brothers will now risk DF for Bigamy?

    HB

  • chickpea
    chickpea
    running man: If he did it while reading the Bible, and thinking about field service.....

    i believe that is where a w00dy goes to die ^^^

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Just the fact that some people weren't sure if this was real or not goes to show how intrusive this cult is. The fact is that if the governing body wanted this policy in effect NO ONE in the borganization would question it. "What a loving provision from Jehovah!"

  • jakmarx
    jakmarx

    Lol just nearly wet myself... I remember telling an elder i struggled with Problems... glad this is joke cos i been gone in a sec

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