Completing the sex act when your snockered. (page 11)

Schizm

ShotWad,

Lot and His Daughters 30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no [righteous] man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."

Those two women were daughters of a "righteous" man. They were raised by a "righteous" man; they were taught by a "righteous" man; and they lived from day to day with a "righteous" man. Because of their background they most likely leaned towards being righteous themselves. Would they then want to marry just any man who might be within reach? Of course not! Being Lot's offspring it's only reasonable that they would restrict themselves to marrying a person who worshipped Jehovah, "only in the Lord" as it were. When they said, "there is no man around here to lie with us," they meant just THAT ... that there actually wasn't a man around who would qualify as a husband for either one of them, simply because there were none around that worshipped Jehovah.

Nice try anyways, ShotWad.

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gumby

So then Jizzum.....better to screw your pa than marry a worldly man eh? What if your daughter wanted a kid and there no decent men around....what would you tell her? Don't you think god who just destroyed 2 cities, and made a woman look like a Mortons salt box, could have pulled something out of his hat to carry on the linage rather than resort to incest?

Besides.....why did the girls have to "lie down" with pop? Not to be gross....but couldn't they have spanked his monkey while he was passed out then get this semen sample you talked about and.....you know.....get it up inside them somehow. A piece of hollow bamboo or sumthin?

RunningMan.......can you do the math for us here on how you arrived with those ages? It's intresting if true. Don't make me hafta go to the insight book to find out you bastard!

Gumby

frankiespeakin

Gum,

Those were ancient times they didn't know anthing about a women having an egg cell. They thought the man had the seed although they couldn't see any seeds in the semen,, they must have had some strange idea about where the seed actually was in the semen or if there were more than one seed, sometime maybe 3 or 4 and maybe sometimes none as when a man has sex but the women doesn't get pregnant.

frankiespeakin

I remember some where that when the mircoscope was first invented that they expected to see these tiny little humans in the semen.

shotgun

Whizm

If I remember correctly..correct me if I'm wrong or right as you usually do anyway but wasn't Moses the first person mentioned in the Bible to know and worship Jehovah exclusively?

Why did Jehovah spare the inhabitants of Zoar if they were not rightous....good enough to be spared but not good enough for Lots daughters.

If Lot was saving his daughters for rightous men, worshippers of Jehovah why did he try to convince their fiance's who were Sodomites to go with them...they were good enough for his daughters but not rightous enough to live.

gumby

If Lot was saving his daughters for rightous men, worshippers of Jehovah why did he try to convince their fiance's who were Sodomites to go with them

Good one bro.!

Here's another one.........why did Lot try and hand over his daughters to the Sodomite gay men who wanted the angels if he was so concerned about his daughters spiritual well being and rightous offspring?

Here's another........why did god consider Lot and his daughters offspring enemies and cast them off? A lot of good it did for those two girls to have offspring by their dad when Jehovah didn't give a crap about them.

Gumby

Schizm

GDumby,

So then Jizzum.....better to screw your pa than marry a worldly man eh?

They didn't "screw" their father. If you'd been paying attention you'd have known what I said earlier. I had said:

Their objective was NOT the having of sex with their father, it was the need to get semen in order to have children of their own--semen that was unavailable from any other source.

Given their motive, I wouldn't describe them as having "screwed" their father.

Don't you think god who just destroyed 2 cities, and made a woman look like a Mortons salt box, could have pulled something out of his hat to carry on the linage rather than resort to incest?

You may just as well have asked, "Why did God choose the course of having to sacrifice his Son in order to redeem mankind? Was there no way to accomplish the salvation of mankind other than the one He chose?" In other words, Surely God "could have pulled something out of his hat" in order to save mankind so that He wouldn't have to see His own Son die. See how stupid you sound?

You refer to what happened as an act of "incest," which is not true. You also said that they "screwed" their father, which is not true. Due to the daughter's motive/intention they did neither. But had they entertained the desire to enjoy having sex with their father then they would've committed both of what you charge them with.

Besides.....why did the girls have to "lie down" with pop? Not to be gross....but couldn't they have spanked his monkey while he was passed out then get this semen sample you talked about and.....you know.....get it up inside them somehow. A piece of hollow bamboo or sumthin?

Who knows but what that may have been the very way the two daughters accomplished getting pregnant. They no doubt knew that much about the birds and the bees. But no need for the "bamboo," since all that would be needed was to apply the semen to the entrance of the vagina. From there the sperm can usually find their way on in to where the woman's egg is.

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Schizm

ShotWad,

If I remember correctly..correct me if I'm wrong or right as you usually do anyway but wasn't Moses the first person mentioned in the Bible to know and worship Jehovah exclusively?

What's your point?

Why did Jehovah spare the inhabitants of Zoar if they were not rightous....good enough to be spared but not good enough for Lots daughters.

Because they weren't bad ENOUGH, silly! Their being good enough to be spared didn't make them "righteous".

If Lot was saving his daughters for rightous men, worshippers of Jehovah why did he try to convince their fiance's who were Sodomites to go with them...they were good enough for his daughters but not rightous enough to live.

First, are you sure that the two men you refer to were Sodomites? You ask, Why did Lot want the two of them to leave out of the city with him, his wife, and two daughters? Lot had apparently approved of them becoming his future sons-in-law. That tells me that they were well disposed towards being righteous men themselves, even as Lot's own wife must have been righteously inclined. But then, even as Lot's dear wife became foolish so did they due to their not taking Lot seriously enough when he told them to get out of the city because Jehovah was going to destroy it.

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Schizm

Dumby,

Here's another one.........why did Lot try and hand over his daughters to the Sodomite gay men who wanted the angels if he was so concerned about his daughters spiritual well being and rightous offspring?

Just as Jehovah proved to be willing to sacrifice his Son in order to save the human race, so, likewise, Lot was willing to sacrifice the virginity of his two daughters in order to save the Sodomites from being destroyed. It was an act of LOVE, Dumbo!

Here's another........why did god consider Lot and his daughters offspring enemies and cast them off? A lot of good it did for those two girls to have offspring by their dad when Jehovah didn't give a crap about them.

You said it, you prove it!

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shotgun

Skizm...I stand in awe of your clear thinking abilities and depth of biblical knowledge, if ever there was another person as rightous as Lot and his two lovely daughters it is you my friend *snifs and wipes tear from eye*

Completing the sex act when your snockered.

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