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Gay Adoptive Parents
by target ingot this update today from back in wisconsin.. a dub lady's daughter who rebelled when she hit her teens produced two bi-racial children by different fathers.
the dub lady was raising these children and when they were preschoolers she put them into foster care, being that their mother was not about to straighten herself out and be a mother.
now the children have been adopted by a lesbian couple who are providing a loving stable home for these unwanted children.
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A Child's Interpretation
by target indear lord," the minister said and he began a prayer with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." .
he would have continued, but at that moment a little girl leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly, "mommy, what is butt dust?
church was pretty much over at that point.. .
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Insane real estate market
by target init is unbelievable here in phoenix arizona.
it is absolutely insane.. we listed our house at a little more than $100,000 above what we paid for it 4 years ago when we built it.
20 minutes after it went online with mls we had a full price offer site unseen.
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Sharing birthdays with famous people
by target inwhen my husband was convinced to be baptized back in '74, the jw who studied with my husband went with him to meet with the elders.
when the elder asked for my husband's birthday for his records, he said nov 12 and the jw says "not my birthday, he wants yours".
my husband says, "it is mine".
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Thinkin' of moving to Texas......
by target inmy little family of xjws are thinking of moving to texas, kind of looking at the area north of houston.
there seem to be plenty of apostates from texas on this forum.
is there anything i should know that is good or bad about that area?
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Noah-In 2005
by target inin the year 2005, the lord came unto noah, who was now living in the .
united states, and said, "once again, the earth has become wicked and .
overpopulated and i see the end of all flesh before me.
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 WHEN...
by target inyou know you are living in 2005 when.... .
1) you accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. .
2) you have not played solitaire with real cards in years.. .
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The Psychiatric Hotline
by target inhello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline.
if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
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Slip of the tongue and other embarrassments
by target inlove it when someone is trying to say something and the tongue chooses to rearrange the wording.
i think my favorite was one sunday a particular ms who had a thing for perfectionism was announcing the song to be sung "jehovah's happy people".
it came out "jehovah's happy peepee".
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Juicy JW Stories too big to hush up!
by target inwhen their actions spill outside of the congregation and get in the newspapers, there is no hushing it up.
the stories i am about to tell are factual, but the names have been changed to protect the guilty.. many years ago in a small neighboring town, there was a small mexican restaurant that was owned by a non jw who employed jw relatives and nonrelatives.
it was a popular place.