Jokes & Humour
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- 20JW_Rogue in
when someone says "merry christmas" or "happy holidays".... a normal person: responds in kind.
a jw: says "thank you" or launches into a speech about christmas' pagan roots.
when a couple is celebrating their wedding anniversary... .
"Governing Body members during Branch visits. They're are like pigeons: they fly in, shit all over us and fly out"by oppostate in
so i suggested in another thread that correspondence that will have a demoralizing impact against gb policies won't be those that criticize doctrine.
no, my thought is that if you write in to bethel with jokes about the gb members and their loony-ness you might get a bethel letter reader to remember what you wrote and pass it around.. e.g.. a foreign born governing body member from europe is talking to his new governing body helper.
the governing body member looks at him with a squint in his eyes and says.
- 5Balaamsass2 in
a four minute lesson on how to be ultra spiritual.
- 26purrpurr in
i see the jw rumour mill is going into mad overdrive about prince.
the stories seem to be more and more unlikely.
so i thought as a bit of fun how about us here try to make up our own rumours?
- 3Island Man in
91. my evil stepmother says god is just my friend.. life at the hall can be hard.watchtower's walls can bring tears and pain.
still every day i will bray*, "my life is not in vain".
for god is not my father, memorial emblems i must disown.
- 1stuckinarut2 in
- 8kepler in
in the saturday/sunday wall street journal for the weekend of april 9-10, 2016, in the us news section there was an article titled, "housing bust lingers for generation x.".
something clicked in my mind when i read.
"the data show an enormous swing in the fortunes of people born between 1965 and 1984, the group defined by the harvard joint center for housing studies as 'generation x'".. hmmm....generation did you say?
- 8Coded Logic in
dear brothers and sisters,.
it has come to our attention that many of you enjoy watching star trek.
while there is nothing wrong with a modest amount of entertainment in our lives we need to make sure the shows we are bringing into our households meet god's standards.