Tell him to get a life and stop being a pain in the donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!! The butt head!
SadElder
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I said the word Ass in front of an elder...
by Confucious induring my last convo with an elder, i started getting on his case about how the organization and the elders let me down.
all my points were vaild.
i mean, i had some really legit points.
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I Want Candy!
by joannadandy ini have a huge sweet-tooth tonight.
i don't know why.. yesterday i got a little nostalgic and bought some pop-rocks and bottle caps and gobstoppers.. .
did you have favorite candy as a kid?.
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SadElder
Was afaid this was going to be an Aaron Carter thread. Whew!
Give me nice dark chocolate.
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Goin' camping
by simplesally ini work at an rv dealer, so i get to rent them for free.
it's my first trip in a motorhome!
i am so excited.
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SadElder
We put our booze supply while in transit, in the bath tub, very safe there
So that's where they get the name bathtub gin.
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SadElder
Is Googling yourself allowed by the Bethel CIA (AKA Service Dept.)? Might be an excuse for more committee meetings by the Special Investigator class (AKA Circuit Overseer). Can here it now, Br. Wanker has also been df'd for Googling himself. And the talk afterwards about the dangers of the internet and the voice of strangers. What a hoot that will be.
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The Invisible 'Ones'
by uriah ini had an insight the other day, you know the type of thing - you walk past something everyday and suddenly you become aware of it.. well, many on this board probably have come to the same conclusion so if i am repeating it - sorry.
what is it i hear you shout.
ok.. in my experience, i hardly saw any jw's except at meetings or meetings for fm.
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SadElder
In my experience, I hardly saw any JW's except at meetings or meetings for FM. Between that time they did not exist.
How true. The Bethel CIA (AKA Service Dept) foments this attitude. In publications they pound out No orldly association, no parties, no this, no that. The land of the No People! Have a cong. picnic and find out how fast that jerk of a CO 'serving' your circuit complains about the worldliness of your congrgation. Want to use the big congregation property, on that beautiful acreage you helped pay for, to have even a small lunch? Oh NO! We don't do such things on hallowed ground.
Since I quit being an elder several years ago I've learned that to most of the new 'elders', you know them the ones still trying to grow chest hair, if you're not an elder you're nothing. Zero personality, zero life experience, zero knowledge besides what's written in their little 'secret' elder's book. BTW I still have two of those little books and they aren't getting them back.
Recently I was hospitalized after emergency surgery, 3 days in ICU and then another five in a regular room. Wonder how many of those elders visited, you know them, the ones who always had their hand out for some kind of help from me? Two. Guess how many showed up during my 2 month recuperation at home? One! Guess how many of the 12 elders in the congregation bothered to get up off their ass and make a phone call? Two!
I haven't reported time, even made up time ,in almost 6 months, and no one has noticed. Good. But I know they'll come knocking as soon as that devil, the Circuit Overseer is due for a visit. Can't have it look like we have an inactive pub. now can we? And an inactive former elder, Oh My! Think maybe I'll tell them they must have lost my reports and see them try and figure that out. Of course since I haven't made a single comment aor been on the platform in more than two years maybe they've given me up as invisible.
Too bad for them!
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Goin' camping
by simplesally ini work at an rv dealer, so i get to rent them for free.
it's my first trip in a motorhome!
i am so excited.
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SadElder
Don't do camping. The bugs, the heat, the yuck. Sorry. Camping to me is staying at a Holiday Inn, or one of those places that used to be on the Convention rooming list. Give me a nice Hyatt or Embassy Suites any day. Call me spoiled rotten, yes. But it is fun to be rotten.
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Do you post elsewhere?
by ikhandi in.
i have been here for a little over a year now(most of that is time i lurked) i would like to branch out and see what is discussed on other boards.
is this forum the main place you do most of your posting?
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SadElder
I think the rules state that you can only count time posting on one board and if you turn in time spent on more than that the Bethel CIA (AKA Service Dept.) calls you in for an explanation.
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Rotten review!
by avishai insomeone just reminded me of the written review, i had totally forgotten about them.
hate them?
at least there was'nt anyone up blabbering on the platform.
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SadElder
BTW, years ago the written review was graded. It was handed in to the School Overseer who graded them and returned them the next week or so. WoW that was a long time ago, more then 30 or 40 years. Course I'm not that old, I just heard about it!!!!!
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Rotten review!
by avishai insomeone just reminded me of the written review, i had totally forgotten about them.
hate them?
at least there was'nt anyone up blabbering on the platform.
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SadElder
No more written reviews. Now conducted as an oral review, with questions published in the KM in the same manner as previously scheduled. The written review night was always the lowest in attendance, so they had to do something.
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SadElder
we're going to miss Tittles.