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  Had a strange dream last night...

  by Elsewhere in

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  i usually don't wake up remembering any dreams... but every now and then i do and this morning i woke up from a reeeeeally strange one.. this is how it went:.

  i meet this girl from india... she is dressed in a traditional looking outfit.

  she is very attractive, aside from one problem: she has a disorder that causes her to grow hair all over her body and face.

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  somebody said to elsewhere

  Whose on first?

  Steve
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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  the wife wants one of these!

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  seat down? why do wimmen like having the seat covered in wee wee for? never could work that one out. Leave it up and it stays clean for weeks

  Steve
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  I got invited to Church

  by refiners fire in

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  hmmm.

  well ive been nibbling around the ?exclusive brethren?

  cult again and

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  Sounds dangerous Jim, best stay the hell away.

  Steve
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  Another Poztate here

  by Poztate in

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  i am a long time lurker who is finally ready to talk.i am not dfd or da but just walked out on a meeting back in 1981?

  ?what caused it???.

  it was the flip flop in the disfellowshipping rules regarding family.

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  welcome Poztate

  did you bring beer?

  Steve
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  Are you getting grey?

  by JH in

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  although i'm in my early 40's, i still didn't get grey hair yet.

  i may find one or two gray hairs once in a while, but not more.

  same thing with the beard.

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  went grey somethyme in the last 10 years. The men in my family either go grey, or bald. I chose grey. My brother went bald and the what was left went grey. The grey is slowly sliding down my body, it's about chest level now.

  I expect to be a grey cousin IT in another 10 years.

  Steve
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  Had a strange dream last night...

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i usually don't wake up remembering any dreams... but every now and then i do and this morning i woke up from a reeeeeally strange one.. this is how it went:.

  i meet this girl from india... she is dressed in a traditional looking outfit.

  she is very attractive, aside from one problem: she has a disorder that causes her to grow hair all over her body and face.

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  yep demonzzzzzz

  don't just wash the cat BURN IT

  and burn your bed, your computer, your TV...heck, burn the whole dam house.

  Steve
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  Did your Elders Have Any Weird Private Ideas or Teachings?

  by Perry in

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  ok, we all know how all private ideas are quashed in the borg.

  but, all that lobotimizing does have its effects that come out sometimes.

  we were studying the paradise book i think and the elder said he couldn't understand how people thought they'd get bored living forever.

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  hahahaha thats gotta be the best one, no shit!!

  Steve
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  Hello everyone, im new :)

  by Atomar76 in

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  hey everyone, im new haha.

  my name is tom and i live in adelaide, south australia.. and i was bored and i searched for jehovahs witnesses hoping to find something to amuse me and i came across this forum and i thought it would be for like actual jehovahs witnesses (are there still practicing jw's on here?

  ) but your all like df or just like ones that have left... and well so am i!

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  G'day Tom

  Steve

  in Hobart
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  Playing The Hand You Are Dealt

  by jst2laws in

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  my wife and i were df'd about six months ago as apostates after our combined 88 years in the organization (i love borrowing wt methods of making figures impressive).

  if it were not for the wt perhaps i would have gone to college as i had planned instead of to bethel for six years.

  perhaps i would have started my business a decade earlier in life rather than spend ten years in the 'fulltime preaching work'.

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  Starting the paperwork to adopt Prisca

  Steve
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  Did your Elders Have Any Weird Private Ideas or Teachings?

  by Perry in

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  ok, we all know how all private ideas are quashed in the borg.

  but, all that lobotimizing does have its effects that come out sometimes.

  we were studying the paradise book i think and the elder said he couldn't understand how people thought they'd get bored living forever.

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  I remember an Elder learning Hebrew, as that would be the language we'd all be speaking.

  Steve