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Inner Peace
by Prefect ininner peace .
i am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and .
we all could use more calm in our lives.
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INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, so, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, the remaining Budweisers in the fridge, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
the cheesecake, some saltines, a box of chocolates and the half
filled bag of Ruffles. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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Alcohol Troubleshooting
by Prefect inthis chart maybe of some help this holiday.. .
symptom.
fault.
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This chart maybe of some help this holiday.
SYMPTOM
FAULT
ACTION
Feet cold and wet.
Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Feet warm and wet.
Improper bladder control.
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
Glass empty.
Get someone to buy you another drink.
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar.
Mouth contains cigarette butts.
You have fallen forward.
See above.
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Floor blurred.
You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Get someone to buy you another drink.
Floor moving.
You are being carried out.
Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Room seems unusually dark.
Bar has closed.
Confirm home address with bartender.
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
Cover mouth.
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
You are dancing on the table.
Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
Drink is crystal-clear.
It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Punch him.
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
You have been in a fight.
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
You've wandered into the wrong party.
See if they have free alcohol.
Your singing sounds distorted.
The drink is too weak.
Have more alcohol until your voice improves.
Don't remember the words to the song.
Drink is just right.
Play air guitar
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Is the Celine Dion recording of a Kingdom Melody old news?
by Candlestick02 ini just got an e-mail from a relative of mine with a link to a recording of song number 54 w/ celine dion and george benson?
i've not been checking the discussion forum for a while, so i don't know if this is old news?
please advise.
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I have been given a cd with George Benson singing Kingdom Songs. There is a woman singing a duet with him on a few tracks but I do not know who she is. There is about 10 tracks on the cd.
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Aaargh !!! Some judges should be shot !!
by Simon ina judge has just overturned the paltry compensation that a yob had been ordered to pay to the seven year old child that he paralysed while speeding in a car without insurance or a license.
he was only paying 3 a week and claimed "he couldn't afford it" !!!
(yeah, right .
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YES. Shoot both the bastards him and the judge. They will not be missed. This country is getting ridicules. Criminals are getting away with murder in the name of YOU are infringing my human rights.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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SORRY. Not when is but when it will be arriving.
To much wine.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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Last weekend a brother from bethel came and there was a special weekend. Field service + talks and tea and cake after the meeting. Feb 1 WT was shown and quotes from the report was given. I do not know when is will be arriving.
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No Annual World Report?
by TheOldHippie in.
opened the january 1st wt yesterday, and - oops!
no annual world report, just the same type of study articles that are usually featured in the january 1st issues, but no mentioning of countries or figures.. are the figues saved for the yearbooks only?
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The report will be in the Febuary 1st WT
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There is NO annual service report in the Janaury 1st WT
by truthseeker inwell, i have confirmed rumors that have gone around about there being no annual service report for the january 1st, 2005 issue.. .
it seems, for reasons unknown, that the watchtower has ended another decades long tradition.
in the second study article for the january 1st, 2005 watchtower, entitled, "trained to give a thorough witness," paragraph 24 reads: .
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The report is in the Febuary 1st WT
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