INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, so, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, the remaining Budweisers in the fridge, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
the cheesecake, some saltines, a box of chocolates and the half
filled bag of Ruffles. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Inner Peace
by Prefect 5 Replies latest jw friends
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Prefect
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under74
LOL, I always find that when I finish off all the bottles of booze I feel pretty damn good too.
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Tigerman
Rest In Peace
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Incense_and_Peppermints
lol @ Perfect!
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codeblue
lol...thanks for the laugh and smile this morning!
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nilfun
*clink*