This a really BAD door from a different angle – and is true!
Two bros were on a door together and one knocked. While they were waiting they started to chat to each other, one saying that he had a bad stomach. After awhile, the other bro knocked on the door again……..
Well, it seemed obvious no one was at home so the one with the bad stomach decided to relieve himself, emitting a silent but obnoxious smell from his inners. Leaving a dark, putrefying gaseous haze on the doorstep the two bros started to walk down the garden path - only to hear the door they’d just left begin to open. They had to go back………………