Really you should not minimize my faith or the faith of any other Witnesses. It's minimal enough on its own; but it's all we have. I'm by far the humblest and holiest guy here, and damn proud of it, too
Gee, I wonder what this humble, faithful witness would sound like at the door to door work:
Sword: Good morning, I am here to offer a free in home bible study.
Door: Oh no thank you, I have my own religion
Sword: Well take these damn magazines and shove em them. After all I am the most humble and holy christian in the world, and damn proud of it.
Yeah, right. Save it for the drama.
mamashel