Posts by Nosferatu

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what is the one thing that made you want to NEVER go back???

by NINfan05 in

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for me it was when my elder dad put brusies on my arm, drug me down the hallway making me hit my head and broke my finger which resulted in surgery...and then he blamed it all on me!!!!

made me go to the meeting with my cast all druged up on pain killers and tell everyone that asked me what happened that it was an accident.

f***ing loser!!!!!

Nosferatu

Just the thought of sitting at the meetings is enough to make me want to never go back. They were so boring, and I have better things to fill my time with.

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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

by SnakesInTheTower in

so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .

Nosferatu

he is merely maggot food.

Since when do maggots eat plastic?

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what was the worst advice you were ever given

by rockmehardplace in

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i was that one way to increase my field service time for me and my wife was by standing at a truck stop and hand out tapes to truckers in the early mornings.

this is the same lot that is frequented by drug dealers and hookers.

another time, while studying, i said i did not understand the blood issue.

Nosferatu

"Obedience Protects You"

I'm still trying to figure out what it protected me from, other than having a good childhood.

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How many in your cong. became JW out of door-to-door preaching?

by Albert Einstein in

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door to door is an essential way of preaching among jw, you cannot get baptized unles you join in door-to-door service, ..... but how many converts in your congregation in past 20 years came out of door-to-door preaching?

please deduct mentally handicaped and weirdos.. number for your congregation?.

mine could be 2, (mother with a teenage son), but they da shortly after baptism.. albert .

Nosferatu

My mother did, and maybe one or two others. Everyone else was born-in as far as I know.

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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

by SnakesInTheTower in

so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .

Nosferatu

Got this off Mark Prindle's website. It's in REALLY bad taste...

Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. St. Peter said, "Unfortunately there's only room for two of you in here, so each of you must tell me why you think you deserve to enter Heaven." Ed McMahon spoke first, "I've lived a good life and brought joy to many people through my appearances on The Tonight Show." Farrah Fawcett was next: "I was always a good person, kind to animals, and people loved masturbating to my poster." Finally, Michael Jackson spoke, "I replaced my entire head with a plastic stick." St. Peter thought for a moment and decided, "Okay, all three of you can come in." "What made you change your mind?" asked Farrah Fawcett. St. Peter chuckled and replied, "Well, I'd prefer to only admit you and Ed, but it looks like Michael's hand is already stuck inside the baby Jesus!"

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Ventures' Guitar Legend Bob Bogle Has Passed

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

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i remember when i was a kid listening to the sweet guitar sounds of the ventures.

i loved walk don't run, hawaii five-o and a string of instrumental songs that just blew me away.

there sound was a big inspiration to me as i learned to play guitar.

Nosferatu

Aw, that sucks. I was jamming out to their rendition of "Secret Agen Man" while running some errands earlier. I've got a few Ventures albums on LP and 8-track, and love them. Their "Joy" album was one of my most favorites.

RIP Bob.

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DC 2009 NEW SONGBOOK Details.

by Pineapple in

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Nosferatu

2 new songs for Kingdom hall construction projects.

One of these is called "Working In The Coalmine"
The other is called "Back On The Chain Gang"

Unfamiliar expressions have been replaced and awkward words have been removed.

You mean words like "o'er" and "e'en" don't exist anymore? I hope they got rid of that shitty "From House To House" song. Wait, what do I care? I haven't been to a meeting in 13 years!

I'm also guessing that we should throw away our old Kingdom Melody CDs since they now qualify as "Old Light". Funny how that works. Maybe we should throw out our old Green Day albums when they put out a new one.

A good song lives on through the decades. I guess the Kingdom Melodies that have been scrapped over the years weren't really good songs after all, since they haven't bothered to re-release any of the ones from the 1950s on CD. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure I have an entire set of the old songs from the 1950s.

Is there a Kingdom Melodies discography anywhere? I'd love to see it.

And only 135 songs? That's almost half of what they have now! If I only had 135 'approved' songs to listen to, I'd go nuts. These 135 tunes will become more annoying because they'll be played more frequently. How much you wanna bet that the limited numbers of songs were to cut costs on CD and paper production?

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